What’s on Your Stupid T-Shirt?

What's on Your Stupid T-Shirt? is a quick-fire joke game in which performers step forward and describe the imaginary slogan on their T-shirt, with each offering aiming to be funnier or more absurd than the last. The game rewards quick wit, specificity, and the willingness to commit to ridiculous premises.

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